Queer Eye?

Today in Spanish I learned that I am more knowledgeable about fashion than is socially acceptable for a straight man, apparently. The professor was going through various pictures in the textbook, mostly colors and other things associated with clothes, and we were supposed to announce the meaning for said objects in English. When time arrived for the word and corresponding picture "Estampado", I cooly suggested paisley. The immediate silence from everyone was invitation enough for a "Or whatever that pattern is..." After the laughter/jestful taunting/burning at the stake had died down somewhat, I suggested as atonement, that they make paisley ties, needless to say, this was no reason for re-initiation to the man club.